What to text when he says he's bad at texting but wants fast replies
He claims he can't text but still expects immediate responses. Here's how to reply without setting yourself up for frustration.
This is a common contradiction that signals two things. Either he doesn't prioritize texting as communication but will reply when he feels like it, or he's testing to see if you'll lower your expectations while he keeps his high. Either way, you're doing more emotional labor than he is.
A good reply doesn't call him out directly. Instead, it sets a quiet boundary by matching his energy and refusing to perform urgency. It also tests whether he actually means what he's saying or whether the rule only applies to him.
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Try for freeThe double standard is the real message here
When someone says they're bad at texting but expects you to respond quickly, they're not describing a limitation. They're describing a preference. He's bad at texting when it's on his terms, but good enough when he wants something or when he's bored. This gap between what he claims and what he does is the actual information.
People who struggle with texting tend to feel apologetic about it and don't demand fast responses from others. People who say this usually mean: "I'll text how I want, when I want, and you should still be available and responsive." The claim softens what's actually a request for one-sided effort.
Set the tempo by matching his actual pace, not his words
Don't respond to his statement directly or argue about texting. Instead, shift your behavior. If he takes three hours to reply, you take three hours. If he goes a day, you go a day. This does two jobs at once. It removes the reward for his inconsistency and it shows him that the standard applies equally.
This isn't revenge. It's information gathering. If he suddenly speeds up when you do, he's told you that his slowness wasn't actually a limitation. If he doesn't care, then you know he doesn't use texting to connect and you can stop treating his messages as urgent.
Stop replying when you're busy or it's awkward timing
A good reply here is one where you simply don't respond immediately, even if it's easy. You're at work, you're with friends, you're cooking. Let a few hours pass. The goal is to normalize the idea that you also have a life, and your availability isn't infinite.
After a week or two of matching his pace, you'll know what you're dealing with. Either he'll adjust and show up more consistently, which means the texting problem was never real. Or he'll stay the same and accept that you're now operating on his timeline instead of scrambling to meet his.
Why these replies fail
“haha no worries! I get it, some people just aren't phone people. I'm pretty responsive so just know I'll always reply fast whenever you get around to it”
This tells him his pace is fine and you'll carry the weight, which rewards exactly the behavior you want to discourage.
“that's fair, but I need you to know I also can't always respond immediately”
It sounds defensive and explains yourself as if you need permission to have boundaries, which puts you in a weaker position.
“ok but you'll still reply reasonably fast right? because I don't like waiting around wondering what's going on”
This asks for reassurance and spells out your anxiety, giving him power over your mood and showing that his slowness bothers you more than it bothers him.
Common mistakes
- Responding instantly every time to prove you're not needy, which teaches him your speed doesn't matter
- Asking him why he's bad at texting, which puts you in the position of solving his problem
- Taking longer to reply specifically to punish him, which is reactive and wastes your energy
- Accepting his premise and over-explaining your own texting style to justify slower replies
- Continuing normal conversation speed while he goes hours or days between messages
Questions people ask
- Should I call him out on the contradiction between bad at texting and expecting quick replies?
- Not directly. Calling it out rarely works because he can always say you're misinterpreting him or that it's different when he does it. Your behavior should be the callout. When you stop rushing, reality becomes harder to argue with.
- What if he complains that I'm being slow to reply?
- Tell him the truth. You're matching his pace so you're on the same page. Stay calm and matter of fact. If he pushes back or gets upset, that's useful information about whether he respects you or just expects you to accommodate him.
- How long should I actually wait before deciding this isn't working?
- Give it two to three weeks of you matching his speed. If he hasn't adjusted his behavior by then and seems fine with the slower back and forth, you have your answer. The texting won't improve later if it doesn't improve when you're still early.
- Is this manipulative or playing games?
- No. You're treating him the way he treats you and seeing if he notices. That's testing compatibility, not gaming. Games involve hiding your real expectations. Here you're just not performing urgency you don't actually feel.
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